How to Invite People to Have Lunch with You
Kippi-style
1. Write text saying “Hi! Want to have lunch together today? Tomorrow is fine too.”
2. Stand still breathing heavily for about five minutes until you finally gather the courage to press send.
3. Watch phone lock as soon as you press send so you have to unlock it and then repeat #2 at least once.
4. Successfully send the message.
5. Realize it’s only 8:30 A.M. and you might have woken them up with your text.
6. Go into full regret mode and wish you never sent that stupid text because they probably think you’re some weird idiot who texts people early in the morning.
7. Pace around the room, trying not to hit your head off the wall in an attempt to erase your memory.
8. Go get breakfast even though you feel like you won’t be able to eat breakfast or lunch.
-To Be Continued-
